Dawn has broken on a SoCal beach as some guy speaks into a small recorder about "mushy water" and "corduroy" waves. For listeners of L.A. rock station Alt 98.7, it's the poetry of Surf Junkie Jeff, whose surf reports expose millions to the secret language of surfers. And that puts Malanca in a bind— inform real surfers but don't outsiders about cherished surf spots. Read the full story at <a href="http://www.laweekly.com/arts/wtf-is-surf-junkie-jeff-saying-video-6288748">WTF is Surf Junkie Jeff Saying?</a>